BigBean.Gov

OUR MISSION STATEMENT

We here at BigBean.gov take the inspection of BEANS very seriously. we are the Goverment. and we are REAL

Did you know at least FOUR people die from eating BAD BEANS every year? thats FUCKED up and MESSED UP.

With the help of the BIDEN ADMINISTRATION we have VOWED to reduce the amount of BEAN RELATED DEATHS to at least THREE people per year

Heres the list of ICKY NO GOOD BEANS you should AVOID::

GROSS

DISGUSTING

Absolutely rancid.

If you EAT THESE BEANS you will be a HAS-BEAN(you'll be DEAD)

This text has been MOVED to the CENTER to avoid impact with beans that are INVISIBLE to the human eye. thank you for your understanding in these trying times.

We recomend employing this in your own website to avoid INVISIBLE BEANS that might be secretly haunting it

We are offering a MOSTLY FREE(we will require one of your lungs at some point in the future as payment) anti-virus software that will ELIMATE invisible beans from your website. it is called BEANFUCKER X

it will also make your websites text look like this to give you a feeling of safety knowing that BEANFUCKER X is watching over your website, your house, your banking details, your SSN, and your phone number at all times